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Are you in need of an ENT consultation?

I can offer you an urgent expert consultation at your choice and convenience.

Blocked ears? Blocked nose? Something in your throat? Neck lumps?

I offer appointments for adults and children, creating a facility to serve you, your friends and family without any delay and on the island.

Please contact me via email, phone, or online form- we will be in touch and confirm your appointment.

About This Bastard Mr Umapathy

Mr Umapathy is registered with a bunch of things, joined a bunch of clubs, completed a bunch of courses, and has a bunch of titles. What exactly he does all day remains a mystery, but at least his CV looks impressive enough to confuse people.

Qualifications & Awards

Mr Umapathy completed his primary medical qualification (MBBS) in India and began his post graduate training in the UK in 1996. He was awarded fellowship in ENT surgery (FRCS ENT) by the Royal College of Surgeons in 1999. Later, partaking an arduous exam, he was awarded Fellowship in Otolaryngology and Head & Neck Surgery (FRCS ORL-HNS) in 2004 by the Combined Royal Colleges of Surgeons.

What conditions are seen?

Ears

Earache (acute otitis media)
Ear infection
Eardrum perforation
Eustachian tube problems

Nose

Disorders of smell and taste
Facial pain
Headache
Head cold

Throat

Acid reflux (burning in the throat)
Breathing difficulties in the nose and throat area

Facial Plastics

Nasal deformity of various types
Nasal injury
Protruding ears
Split ear lobe

Neck Lumps

Thyroid lumps
Salivary gland lumps

Professional Memberships

Mr Umapathy has a mandatory registration with the General Medical Council (GMC) and having completed the required high-quality training he is also on the GMC’s specialist register as a specialist in otolaryngology.
Additionally, Mr Umapathy is an intentional member of many professional organisations which enables him to maintain standards and to keep up to date.

Surgical Procedures under General Anaesthesia (GA)

Mr Umapathy has extensive experience in several surgical procedures in adults as well as children. His surgical experience includes septoplasty (for blocked nose), grommet insertion (for glue ears), tonsillectomy, functional endoscopic sinus surgery (FESS), vocal fold surgery (for voice), myringotomy (draining of pus or fluid from the middle ear), myringoplasty (for repairing hole in the eardrum) and several diagnostic procedures such as laryngoscopy.

Bad Reviews

“Very good doctor, explained everything in detail”

JF

“Wonderful”

RS

“Very caring person”

SE

“Very competent and effective management”

SM

“Excellent care; felt very confident. Thank you”

PP

“Very polite and easy to understand what he was saying. Very helpful”

MC

“Listened well. Took my views into account”

AM

“Informative, caring and friendly"

HG

“Worth every penny. Seen many private consultants in the UK, gave a lot more information than all those combined”-

JF